Because I am the clear and articulate girl that I am

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK SHIT.

I really want to crawl back into bed now. My head hurts.

Because someone complained that I never updated this...

It’s easy to slip back into awkward phases
Tongue tied days of adolescence
Writing wishful poetry along margin lines
So afraid to make a move
Would it be too forward to reach for your hand
Or dance a while on the bed
I swear there’s a million things I would do
You’d only have to ask


*Happy now?*

On a roll today

Checklist for this Summer

*Sign up for ballroom dancing classes (starts in September)
*Go to the beach
*Build a massive fort
*RIVER HOUSE!!!!
*Get over fear of wearing bikini in public
*Sign up for fall classes
*Go to a concert
*Take pictures in a photo booth
*Submit a short story to..whoever will take it

Three things I find attractive on a man: (I'm assuming by saying "on" this means clothing) ties, button down shirts, fedoras
Three things I can't stand to touch: Raw meat, dirty dishes, babies (I'm sooo uncomfortable handling children)
Three things I want to learn: A new language, to dance, to be a better writer
Three things I wished I'd never learned/had to learn: That people can be creepy, fairytales aren't real, and sometimes the good die young
Three things I want right now: A good movie, a new pair of headphones, and a certain someone to cuddle and watch the movie with me
Three things I want out of life: Success, good times, and good people

Ba da ba da dum dum

I'm not a dancer
All these leaps and turns
Trying to keep in time
I feel a little off kilter
Aware of how absurd I look
In the spotlight.


I believe Death Cab for Cutie has finally grown on me.

Still here

Haunting beaches, gray haze waves.

Weddings are boring when the bar isn't open.

Retail kills me, but a new job starts soon.

Searching for dogmen in the woods behind my house.

Wondering if tomorrow would be a good day for a road trip.

I'll have a better post when I'm coherent.

Deviant Art "Rap"

Deviant Art
You started out so pure
A place for art, photography, comics, and more
But use the browse feature and you'll see
The darker side to this story
Anime is cool don't get me wrong
But did I really need to see Naruto in a thong?
Cloud and Squall as lovers? Oh shit
I haven't even gotten to the second page yet
Anatomically correct doesn't apply to furries
Double Ds with a 20 waist, not even funny
Silly kid repties can't have boobs
Mammory glands are for mammals fool
Photography, I don't mean to be smart
But a picture of you in the bathroom isn't high art
Headshots, angles, mirrors galore
Big girls trying hard to look a size four
But don't get me wrong, there's some gems among the bile
Some artists of caliber in this short bus pile
Just keep your eyes sharp, and gag reflex down
And hope these kids don't run the site in the ground.