Sorry for the lack of proper updatage. Things have been kind of weird for me lately. Here's something on the spot just to tide you over.
There once was a dread pirate named Sarah
Who wished the world was more fair-a
So she pissed and she moaned
Her friends she did phone
Grabbed a bottle of Jack
Punched a wall, scared her cat
Put on her ipod and felt a millions times better.
