Deviant Art "Rap"

Deviant Art
You started out so pure
A place for art, photography, comics, and more
But use the browse feature and you'll see
The darker side to this story
Anime is cool don't get me wrong
But did I really need to see Naruto in a thong?
Cloud and Squall as lovers? Oh shit
I haven't even gotten to the second page yet
Anatomically correct doesn't apply to furries
Double Ds with a 20 waist, not even funny
Silly kid repties can't have boobs
Mammory glands are for mammals fool
Photography, I don't mean to be smart
But a picture of you in the bathroom isn't high art
Headshots, angles, mirrors galore
Big girls trying hard to look a size four
But don't get me wrong, there's some gems among the bile
Some artists of caliber in this short bus pile
Just keep your eyes sharp, and gag reflex down
And hope these kids don't run the site in the ground.

Springtime

Sunshine, light breezes
Air smells of nature, new
Jump in a puddle.

I'm so going to be made fun of for this

To win me over
Swords are a girl's best friend
Video game matches.