Temp Service Blues (Sung to the tune of Oh! Darling by the Beatles)

Oh Starbucks
Please believe me
When I said I'd work the 4 a.m. shift
Please believe me
I'd be a great employee
This temp thing
Isn't working out like it should
Oh Starbucks
When you didn't call yesterday
I nearly broke down and cried
I'm tired of rejection
so give me a goddamned job